i have to share this with the world
tl;dr if you've ever seen that video of two guys trying to kite that trenchcoat guy in Resident Evil only to discover that just because Trenchcoat Guy can't climb ladders doesn't mean he can't jump down from them? it was like that.
The word “perforce” does not belong in YA
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October ’25 personal update roundup
Vacationed with family for my birthday! In San Francisco, where I checked out the Cartoon Art Museum, rode the streetcars, saw some sea lions, bought imported snacks in Chinatown, had dinner in the Castro, and walked up too many hills.
Not sure I got a single Art Thing done all week. Just a lot of Tourist Things, and a lot of extra sleep in between walking around all the Tourist Things.
The Leif & Thorn 10th Anniversary update went live somewhere in the middle of that. Along with an announcement that I’m officially dropping from a 7-days-a-week schedule to a MWF schedule. I hadn’t come to terms with “yeah, this is a commitment I need to change” when I originally queued that update, so I had to edit it in later…which I ended up doing from my phone in the middle of the Bhangra & Beats Night Market.
All of this is the longest I’ve ever been away from the cats. A local friend checked in on them a couple times. (Got investigated by Fiddlesticks. Never saw the Fluff.)
I always wonder how they perceive changes in their routine like this. Fiddles was certainly ready to get back on her “wait next to my bed in the morning until she gets her wet food” schedule. Thought Fluff might be suspicious, but he emerged from hiding within 15 minutes of me getting home, and has been his normal cuddly self ever since.

(“excuse me sir, I was trying to write”)
Got a couple of Art Things done yesterday. Will I do more over the weekend? Or will I distract myself with doomscrolling and cat-spoiling? TBD.
One bright note for the future: I spent the back half of October low-key stressing about a flood of spam traffic on my comic sites. Even after I figured out how to cut it off (longer post about this later, probably), it had already blown through so much of my hosting-plan resource quota, my legitimate traffic for the rest of the month would’ve easily filled the rest.
Since I had a lengthy conversation with SiteGround tech support to get the problem fixed, I was hoping some admin put a note on my account that says “disregard the limit this month, it was messed up by a wave of spambots which the customer has dealt with.” But nobody outright told me if that could/would happen. I was just quietly crossing my fingers.
Well, October is over! The sites never went down. The quotas have reset. And my account stats show actual-human-reader traffic holding steady at a rate that isn’t going to break them in November.
Sigh of relief. Knock wood that this keeps up.
Jenn's been playing Cult of the Lamb
"There's no place to poop, build an outhouse!" (You're an animal, poop on the ground!)
"I want to eat a poop sandwich!" (Uh, okay, but why do I have to make it!?)
"Oh, that grass gruel made me sick!" (Get back to work!)
"I'm sick of your lies!" (Welp, time to perform another
Seriously, who's running this cult, you or them?
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And, huh. It looks like I lost my bank card
Anyway, speaking of protests and politics and food banks,
If you donate at least $25 in cash or in-kind to a food bank at any point between now and the end of the Trump Administration, and you either share a fandom of mine and want a drabble or fannish poetry, or you want original poetry, drop me a comment, and I will write for you.
So, there you go, that's a win-win for everybody.
Edit: Well! As you might expect, as soon as I posted I happened to roll my chair over my card! It's fine, chair and card are both fine. I still need to make them fix my name, but it can wait.
Welp, my glasses have reached the point of no return with superglue
(Though, looking on the website, it seems glow in the dark frames are an option!? I would never, sounds like a real visual annoyance, but man, so much respect for anybody who goes in that direction!)
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I got tired of trying to clean my mouse
So much cat hair, much of it felted, and I'm honestly surprised the scrollwheel was functioning at all. But it was so cheaply made that putting it back together would've been a hassle and a half, so I'm glad I had the sense to just replace it rather than depending on my own repair skills!
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Truly, this is the very stupidest dystopia
1. Why does a bed need to be smart?
2. Why does everything have to be a subscription nowadays?
3. Why didn't they design the damn things to just be normal beds if cut off from the internet?
Seriously, you couldn't have written this 30 years ago, nobody would ever have accepted the premise! I'd say something about fools and their money, but....
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E is 20 and one day now!
Happy birthday to her, I guess.
The woman on the corner who's been feeding the ferals
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Dear book character:
Well, maybe it's their first thought because you have a moral and legal responsibility to inform the authorities if you know that children are being as badly neglected as your nephew and his sisters are? I mean, if you wanted to solve this without getting a social worker involved, you had four years in which to do that.
I'm just saying, that might be why both of them thought you'd do that. Because that was what you were supposed to do, and shame on you for instead choosing to do nothing for so long. You are not the hero of this story, no matter what the author seems to think.
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Roundup
🌶️ I've started appreciating vegetable-based dishes as I get older, which the parents find endlessly amusing. Tangentially related to this, I randomly remembered the giant container of homemade laing Mom's friend sent over a while back. I usually avoid spicy food but this was so good. If you're interested in a spicy veg dish, here's a recipe. (Grain of salt: I can't vouch for how good the recipe itself is, as a non-cook.)
📚 I've started a re-read of Annihilation by Jeff Vandermeer before jumping into the sequel books which I still haven't read but now finally own. Still very engaging! I wonder what details I'll pick up during this second read.
✒️ Settled on which Saiyuki WIP I want to try and finish before the end of the year. I started out planning it to be mostly from Goku's POV but realized halfway down the first page that it'd be funnier from the POV of the rest of the group. I'm just winging it, as usual, so I've got no idea how long this is going to be, if the lighthearted vibe is going to stay throughout, etc. 😆 We'll see where I end up when I get there.
I have a bajillion tabs open....
(Don't ask how long this has been the situation, just do not ask.)
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Cassandra by Louise Bogan
I bare the shambling tricks of lust and pride.
This flesh will never give a child its mother,
Song, like a wing, tears through my breast, my side,
And madness chooses out my voice again,
Again. I am the chosen no hand saves:
The shrieking heaven lifted over men,
Not the dumb earth, wherein they set their graves.
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